Friday, August 03, 2007


Hey y'all:

Gotta email today from Greg Haynes @ http://heybabydays.com
entitled:
CHECK OUT THE TOP REFERRER FOR JULY 2007


So kewl.

WHO WON THE WAR???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

WE WON THE FUCKIN' WAR!!!!

http://robertoreg.blogspot.com
was dah TOP [t=THE. o =ORIGINAL. p= PLAYER]
Internet site in July '07
FO'
internet referrals to http://heybabydays.com

WE BE BAD!!!!

BAMA QUEEN
http://www.myspace.com/fiddledeedeeme
sent us Mrs. Buettner's obit from the Eagle tonight.
http://www.legacy.com/DothanEagle/DeathNotices.asp?Page=Lifestory&PersonId=91870122
I didn't rilly know Mrs. Buettner but she was from Geneva County & she was from our parent's generation.
She started teaching English at DHS in the fall of '66 so she probably taught the sophomores our junior year.
Everyone in Zero, Northwest Florida
appreciates BAMA QUEEN keeping us up to speed on DHS!

BAMA QUEEN got me to thinking about Young Junior.

image courtesy of http://www.ircusa.com/gainesphoto/young.jpg

My last day at Young Junior N.K. made me bend over his desk and he gave me three.

THAT HAD NEVER EVER HAPPENED BEFORE IN THE ENTIRE THREE YEARS I'D WORKED FOR HIM!!!!

One.
Yes.
I got One about every three months but never three.

Before I bent over, I pleaded my case!
I yelled at N.K.,
"I ain't done nothin' wrong!
YOU CAN'T GIVE ME THREE!!!!"

N.K. replied, " I don't know what it was but you done it!!!!"

Unfortunately N.K. was correct.

I had committed a major offense, however,
N.K. went to his grave never knowing what it was.
I, unfortunately, happened to experience the most SUDDEN PAIN
of my entire 57+ LIFE!!!!

I think that's kinda what happened with Sam & Coach Bryant.
Coach Bryant had no evidence that Sam had done anything wrong
BUT HE KNEW!!!!

"BEND OVER SAM," said THE BEAR.

best,
rr http://cottonkingdom.blogspot.com
http://snakedoctor.blogspot.com

Thursday, August 02, 2007

Hey y'all:


image courtesy of POONTANG NO. 7
http://www.tomwolfe.com/images/covers/Kool-Aid.jpg

I needZ
a little help on something.

According to http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1049951/
"THE ELECTRIC KOOL-AID ACID TEST" movie will be released in 2009.
The same site sez dat Van Sant got 3 different projects In Development.

uh,,,,huh.

As many of you know I want to play the role of an Alabama law enforcement officer in the film.
It has been my 39 year old dream!
Shit!
I played Officer Rooney in ARSENIC & OLD LACE along with SYLVIA JACKSON
at DHS back in '67.
Hell, Blumenfeld & I could run the show in Alabama
for Richard Gladstein's production company (FilmColony)

Hey let me know if any uv y'all see Lance Black, the screenwriter for out in the world trying to soak up some atmosphere.

Po' boy needZ
all the hep
he kin git!!!!

PRAISE THE LORD!
BLESS THE COOK!
DOZE DAT FULL
STAND BACK
& LOOK!!!!


best,
rr http://rockpilgrimage.blogspot.com

Sunday, July 29, 2007




Muchas a Whit...
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http://cgi.ebay.com/Vintage-POONTANG-kidney-Tablets-MEDICINE-BOTTLE-WOW_W0QQitemZ290142210742QQihZ019QQcategoryZ895QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

HEY Y'ALL:

Whoa! 'Bout tuh bust somethin'!!!!

As I write this four fire engines (Tuscaloosa Ladder Truck #1 is parked by the curb on University Boulevard right in front of me blocking my truck as I type this. The mimosa leaves are superimposed on the wall behind me by the flashing lights of the ammalances & fire engines.)
We got the Fire Rescue Ammalance.
We got the NorthStar Ammalance.
We got the Fire Chief's SUV!
We got about 15 firefighters neck do' wid about five with SCUBA tanks fetchin'
purses out of the ruins of the new beauty spa that went in neck do' this month.

[Private Suites & Booths Available for

Licensed Cosmetologist
Estetitian
Massage Therapist
Nail Technician]

Kinda bad for the hair care industee in Tuskeeloosee
'cause two barbers got in a shooting match on University Boulevard a couple of blocks from
here Friday
& one uv them be stone cold dead rite now.

We got about 30 spectators on the sidewalk right in front of our store
right in front of
Tuscaloosa Fire Dept. Ladder Truck #1
crying like it's a funeral.

It beeeeeeeeeeeze happenin'
at Pake Realty.

We gotta rival real estate agent on the sidewalk in front of our store
begging his tenants not to kill him.
He looks like he's about to have a heart attack.

Alwayzzzzzzzzzzzzz
FUN in Tuskeeeeloooooozeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Muchas to Maggie fo' sending me the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band CD. http://www.nittygritty.com/
Those cats were absolute magic
on Woods Quad on something like April 17, 1973.
They performed at a FREE
concert on the BAMA campus
along with The Atlanta Rhythm Section http://www.atlantarhythmsection.com/
& The Marshall Tucker Band. http://www.marshalltucker.com/

I hope I find those pictures. I got backstage with the Rhythm Section
but my collection of photos is a burning challenge rite now
due to my "female promblem".

In the paper yesterday Mark Hughes Cobb wrote an article about a reader's poll at the Tuscaloosa news which asked readers to name
THE SEVEN WONDERS OF WEST ALABAMA.


I showed the article to my son Christopher & he was rilly impressed that #3
was Hurricane Creek.

Christopher lives on the banks of LITTLE HURRICANE CREEK &
all he has to do is walk over an unoccupied hill and he's on HURRICANE CREEK.

Well, I think Christopher said it rite when he said,
" A RESTAURANT!
A RESTAURANT IS ONE OF THE SEVEN WONDERS OF WEST ALABAMA!
MAYBE ARCHIBALD'S!!!!
but not Dreamland."

DREAMLAND
were #6

#1 wuz MOUNDVILLE http://moundville.ua.edu/home.html

Christopher wasn't fo' sho' about Kentuck either
& neither wuz I
but we both agreed we needed to go see the Warner Art Collection.http://www.warnermuseum.org/

Ain't that something?!!!!
A couple of hard-tails like us, a father & son,
who believe that a strong back is a terrible thing to waste
are looking forward to going to an art museum.

It be that wayzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
SOMETIME!!!!

I know this.
After hearing about Christopher's parties from the word on the skreet &
knowing that he'll be near the front of the stage when ZZ Top
plays Verizon tomorrow nite,
I see why he makes fun of me.
Compared to that boy,
I truly am a Bill Farmer Combo Old Fogie!

bEST,
RR http://cottonkingdom.blogspot.com

P.S.

From http://alkooper.com
Robert
First off loved the bird & dog blogs
that transcends US geography, believe me.
The mis-spelling of my last name has always been a thoirn in my side.
When mail is addressed to me that way (assuming it's NOT a check) I throw it out w/o opening it.
If they can't spell with it - then the hell with it.
No K; no play
Dats my motto

AL http://alkooper.com


A message from ZERO, NORTHWEST FLORIDA'S
HOLLYWOOD CONNECTION:
LANCE MICCIO!!!!

Link To New trailer for my film
Rock N Roll Made in Mexico
http://www.happytrailershd.com/flashmovies/madeinmexicoflash/
all the best
Soy Cuba
Lance

SORRY LANCE, I CANNOT MAKE THAT LINK WORK SO EVERYBODY
NEED TO GO TO http://happytrailershd.com
& find MADE IN MEXICO

CONCERNING JUSTO'S DOTHAN PEDIGREE:

RR....
I met Rodney in Clearwater, Fla when he was the lead singer of the Mystics and just out of high school.
Paul Cochran was his manager and my business partner.
After Rodney joined the Candymen and later ARS, he joined Beaverteeth.
Dothan was home base for the group and Rodney spent a considerable amount of time there.

He took Bobby Goldsboro's place in Dothan.

For those and more reasons he earned a Dothan pedigree.
Rock on......
BB

Debbie Ingram did a superb job on TALES FROM THE JAMES GANG
which is the lead article in the current issue of DOTHAN MAGAZINE
http://dothanmagazine.com/


Unfortunately, a misunderstanding occurred in the writing of the article
& Buddy Buie got tapped in a DOTHAN MAGAZINE article
as the composer RIGHT STRING BABY but THE WRONG YO-YO

Unfortunately, that led to a storm of emails from the LONG LOST fans
of PIANO RED PERRYMAN

Well here's some response:

PIANO RED PERRYMAN
used to play the Dothan Country Club and I used to sneak in there and stand by his piano and listen to him when I was a kid.
I heard the Yo Yo song years before our group, the James Gang, was ever formed.
I heard it before Wilbur Jr. ever did.
I watched PIANO RED play at Underground Atlanta in the late sixties.
I know who wrote the song.
Buddy knows who wrote the song.
Why would he ask me if I knew what the words meant if he were the writer???????????
Youth is a snotty little possession.
I know, because I possessed it that way.
During our day, hearing about the Bill Farmer Combo was goofy, funny, old-fashioned, laughable.
They were old, we were young.
Well, here I am where they were.

Our old pahdnuh, Robin Rainer of DOTHAN MAGAZINE
does it for the same thing we do it fo':

IT A LABOR UV LUV, BRO' MAN!!!


Griffy, The Official Mascot of NAPIER FIELD



We showl' 'preciate the pictures from DOTHAN MAGAZINE
http://dothanmagazine.com/






Wilbur & Jimmy


Bill J. Moody




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